Evany “I’m a Susan” Thomas writes the “Desperate Housewives” recaps for Television Without Pity. She’s also the author of The Secret Language of Sleep: A Couple’s Guide to the Thirty-Nine Positions, the “Tyrolian Harvest” sausage basket catalog in McSweeney’s Issue 17, plus a variety of articles (covering everything from rare cars to soothsayers) for a variety of Web sites (including MSN, Webmonkey, Breakup Girl and The N). More about her writing, history and day-to-day activities can be found at Evany.com.